Maybe it's ISON and Lemmon, folks. They are coming.

NA497 That is funny.

As a college graduate with a 3.0 GPA who had to work in a factory I whole heartly agree with this guy's statement. A waste of my time and money. And nobody "forgave" my GSL loans, either. My nephew is an electrician and did much better in life than I did.  My brother was a janitor his whole life and earned three tim...more

No, no, no! You don't understand. I want to to find my x so I can make sure she doesn't come back.

This city teacher gets a new job at a country school. On the first day she asks "Johnny, if you have one rabbit and I gave you one rabbit, how many rabbits would you have?" "Johnny replies "Ten." The teacher replies "I can see you don't know much about math." Johnny retorts "I can see you don't know much about rabbits....more

Get over it, parents. The expression "Beauty in the cradle ugly at the table" also works in reverse.

You beat me to it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch? Doug What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating on the ocean? Bob Ah, it was great to be young once.

My wife says I win the pun-off contest hands down. She says my puns are only two-thirds of a pun. P-U-