can I get some siri?

How come we never had teachers looking like that?! I would've been an A student

how are they even close in elections?

and Romney's Cayman Islands and Swiss Bank Accounts!

that's nice to go do your homework!

the irony is that she's not good looking!

ok, can he adopt me?

great move by Pepsi, I always look at the shape of the bottle before drinking what's inside!

name the movie: "The venom of a black mamba can kill a human in four hours, if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb. However, a bite to the face or torso can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes." Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you. "The amount of venom that can be delivered from a sin...more