Don't kids see a plethora of boob when they go to the water park, etc.?  It's not all 5-year olds that go to stuff like that. You're not going to be able to put a turtleneck sweater on life.                                  i

Sally Field never resorted to performance-enhancers to fly.   This new breed of nuns wants everything the easy way, without having to work for it.

Poor pooch can't see anything ahead but that darn scooter, considering the forced "tail"gating.

I certainly would, but I just recently down-sized, so I just don't have a lot of extra space to bring home all that money.  That's really the only thing holding me back.

I'm begging somebody to please film it, if Peachtree ever gets ahold of some of those hover carts

The dog in #8 ....Be honest now.  Does this make my butt look fat?  I mean, I have other pairs, if you think this one just isn't working.  I'm trying to diet and lose a few, but it's just so hard.  I don't know, maybe I just need a new wardrobe or a makeover.  Life is so hard, and I'm trying, but I just don't feel pret...more

And then there's still the commute to their jobs. What?  Shut up, like I'm way off base.

Have they tried the whole, bathtubs perched on a hill with a view, thing?

You crazy kids and your interchangeable Mr. Potato Head parts