i see you are still somewhat confused

I want my 90 seconds back.

"WE can't stop dipping into Social Security money, so YOU have to save harder for retirement."   Typical contemporary American politics at its finest, ladies and gentlemen.  Social Security is projected to dry up completely before my 54th birthday, long before I'd even think of filing for benefits.  Hell, I won't e...more

Oh my goodness!  Now I realize my biggest financial error: not teaching at a community college!  Hold on real quick while I yank the required Master's degree and adult education credential out of my ****.  (Note to critics: The very reason I don't have a second job is because I'm deciding to go to school.)  Also...if A...more

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why LostDollar isn't a financial planner.   Seriously, people, here's a short list of the best investment of your money when it comes to "sprucing up" your ride: 1. Good floor mats - oversized, if you can find them. 2. Interior protectant for vinyl, plastic, and leather surfac...more

That X-Bow is a funny-looking little creature, but I'd actually rather like to have a pissed-off robotic space bug in my garage - especially one faster than a Ferrari F430 that costs half as much and is scary as hell to drive.  Highly recommended for the well-paid office executive who needs a shot of automotive adrenal...more

Wanna know what makes me sleep great?? Closing my eyes and imagining spam posters being eaten alive by rabid, carnivorous wolverines.