sounds like a republican utopia

Back in my day, we let those people die of "natural causes," so there WERE no food allergies.

She was probably defending herself against anti-lesbian groups.

She was good with the ladies, too.

I hope he died.

Oh, but WHERE ELSE am I gonna find crazy propaganda on the radio?!?!?

I guess even dudes don't want him...

It's almost as though there's another party fighting him at every turn!

We are good people, but don't call us a "religion."