But would it have Nick Cage's ball sweat in the seat?  That's worth another $875,000 in my book

When sawgrass is infinitely more efficient for ethanol production.  Dropping the subsidy for ethanol production would put a stop to the wasteful green attempt.  Switch to crops what actually make the process efficient and leave feedstock like corn out of the equation.

Guess Kansas will have to raise the price on that 7 billion dollar pipeline Colorado wants to build to tap the Missouri river water.

This article would be relevant last summer, but for a majority of the states where a drought matters, the drought is over thanks to the incessant snowfalls and rains.

I can't wait until I can burn flammable water in my tank and save me all that money.  Don't mind the garden hose I hook up to your water supply, it will be cheap.

Colorado looked at doing just that, it would take (for some reason) 7 billion dollars to build the pipe and a billion a year to maintain it.

don't worry, someone will sue because of a "latex allergy"

I <3 NY

Was PETA able to relocate the sewer rats in time?