It's things like this that make Stewart's and Colbert's jobs very easy.  I'm not knocking them by the way, I think they're both great.  And they're probably one of the more balanced news programs available if you're smart enough to take it with a grain of salt and realize they exaggerate for comedic purposes.

Safer from being murdered.  More at risk of murdering someone.

"We don't kill the living."

What they should have done was just build a city specifically for these movies so that it wasn't so confusing for Frosty here.

The government declares that marijuana is a "gateway drug."  Influential minds, whether they be young or less educated, tend to use marijuana and say hey this isn't bad, how bad can those other drugs be?  Government needs to decriminalize marijuana and fess up that they have been overplaying how "awful" it is, and keep...more