You probably just need to shop around more.

How come when women pay more for health insurance, it's part of a war on women.  But when men pay more for car insurance or life insurance, nobody screams discrimination.  Once again, the main stream media is biased and/or just plain stupid.

"We all know Skittles leads to tooth decay and obesity."  And in combination with Arizona Iced Tea, it leads to getting shot.

I stopped going to Red Lobster when it turned into Black Lobster.  Why can't they stay in their own neighborhoods?  No wonder anyone who can afford it moves into a gated community.

Obviously all that is needed in this situation is a Community Organizer.

The worst thing ever found in a swimming pool was Rodney King.

Mila Kunis should be careful around Mark Wahlberg given that she only has one good eye and he has a history of poking them out.  If you see him coming with a broom handle, Mila, run like hell.

But be careful, it'll spit at ya.

I'll bet that dog was dressed provocatively.