cry me a river!

Aside from cussing - He's use to being from the east coast? Good answer. Why don'y you just say "uh... I like turtles"

Its funny, my MJNA stock is up 420% as of today! Go figure...

The closest thing you'll get to REAL Kobe beef in America is a basketball ref and Mr. Bryant in an argument!

Way to force religion into someones life. What if he doesn't believe in religion?

Funny... they bash the Beetle, but when you click on their link next to "New Beetle" it takes you to consumer reports where its listed as a 9.8 out of ten?? Someone didn't get paid from VW this year!! Too bad Consumer Reports doesn't represent the consumer.

Buddy...learn how to spell, you look like a ****!

Im a rich and successful guy and i wouldn't give the time of day to someone who only wanted my money. Oh...and Im good looking too!

Im a rich and successful guy and I wouldn't give the time of day to someone who only wants my money! By the way...im good looking too.