i dunno about hat perfume thing,  probably get more guys into trouble ,, hey bob  ? wanna  see hwa ta cheap hooker smells like and hit the button spray him  and you, go home?  be divorce dity

island with 50 naked  ladies  and im the only guy, didnt say i was gonna do anything, but they are fun to look at lol but they have to be at least 30 and under 50 lol

well lets see , the volcano in alaska just  went off, and now this one is about to go off, and mt shasta is showing signs of life again and  in calif in lake county  the old  supposedly extinct volcano is showing signs of activity, gonna be bad folks, and of course the scientists are really worried about yellowstone, t...more

cool this planet sucks anyway, so im leaving before you earthlings become space dust,3.5 million miles isnt very far  ,, all it needs to do is take a  1 degree turn towards this panet and adios, be wipe out city,but?thats okay, i dont like it here anyway,not enough kinky women lol

yikes! the world is ending! run! hide in a cave,, but not near that volcano lol

the hillbillies are at it again, lots of inbreeding in north carolina

in fact a good idea, i smuggle 32 and 60 oz cokes into nyc,and bring cokes into the courthouse in san francisco and sell them and other  city buildings

obama is a ****, pure and simple, he could care less about americans, this jerk should be impeached,  he wont help them? what a ****, he  needs to be tossed out of the white house on his fanny,

well hell  let me find my car hauler and non descript  pickup sneak to  the factory, get some fake lambo  clothes, and hand made security  pass and sneak in and take it, they wouldnt even miss it right away, then get fed x to ship it back to the states, then to a body shop and repaint it blue, that will confuse them, o...more