Do dessert boots come with chocolate syrup and whipped cream?

procreation probably already accomplished

Yes!  Spread it around so everyone can be as broke as 2Gammy.

You have got to stay off that Afghany weed dude.

short-sighted and myopic.  Must be a liberal arts major with heavy emphasis on "liberal".

your mom goes to college

These all sound like wonderful hobbies.  When selecting a major, think long and hard about job demand and what you enjoy doing.  that should help you make the best decision.

doesnt matter if it's a lambo gallardo or a ford pinto.  that plate still says a lot.

Yes.  Take all those non-union autos, trucks and SUV made in KY, OH and TN, and send em back overseas you UAW jackass.