Did you know they have bacon-flavored vodka, sex lube, and will soon have available (or it might already be available) a casket infused with the powerful scent of bacon?  Seriously, google bacon casket, it's an actual thing!

Personally I liked the one with the dude in the Viking helmet with the plate that said "Just Divorced!"   But to be fair, I also got a good laugh out of the convertable with the liscense plate that says "WAS HIS"

It was obviously a Black Ninja Bear, capable of doing what is known as an "after-image strike" in which he moves so fast that he leaves an image of himself as though he's still standing in front of you...when in reality he has swooped around behind you!   Beware the Black Ninja Bears...they lurk in the mist, and wh...more

Pug, if you pull over to the side of the road to help a turtle get from one side to the other, you'll be considered a hero.   If you remember to tip your food delivery driver, you'll be considered a hero.   If you remember to put your pants on before walking out the door to get the morning paper, you'll be cons...more

What's up with MSN and the "List-o-Things" pic articles in which the majority of the things they show have absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand?  It's not every one of these articles that falls short this way, but it seems to happen rather often.

I've played quite a few games in my life...don't think I've played one where you play as a child saving yourself and your parent after they have a seizure behind the wheel. :P

There is an age requirement, however, to claim the title Batman. :P   Heh heh heh, I'm just being a douche, I applaud the little guy's quick-thinking.  It got both him and his mother out of what could have been a very tragic situation.

Nothing much, actually.  Two weekends ago was my birthday so I spent it with family and friends.  Of course last weekend was Mother's Day and I had a very nice time with her.  This weekend will likely be the first one in a good long while that I've had to just laze about my apartment and get some R&R in the truest sens...more

I'm not a huge fan of Obama but I still respect the office of the President.  If the President asks you to hold his umbrella, you hold it...particularly if you're in the military, considering the fact that he is indeed the Commander in Chief.