Buying old wallets and purses at thrift stores stuffing them with newspaper and leaving them in public places.  Not too many smiles on candid camera.

We could blame The President again.

Not much of a writer either.

Nobody likes fruitcakes anyway.

I thought at first it was a PeeWee Herman prank.

Sort of proves the point that many recognized religions have spiritual leaders that are dangerous.

Maybe the baker just doesn't do fruitcakes.

If they would send me the 800k the problem would go away. Otherwise, the bucks will end up in the hands of the lawyers.

She has nice boobs.