I'd be shutting off the wi-fi every couple of minutes.

When my family emigrated here in the 1900s, they needed a sponsor and a place to stay. As a matter of fact, one of my grandfathers was denied alien ststus because he was an "undesirable"... a criminal. WTF is going on?

Tough. You think that is the only inconvenience a child will cause in your lifetime? Really? Get a sitter or wait until your partner comes home to do the shopping. Sorry. is a tragedy waiting to happen.

If this was in America, the snake would be DEAD and people would be arguing about the right to bear snakes...

Liberal is a label.

I'm fat. I know I am fat. It's not an insult. It's paid for.

The dentist needs to keep Mr Ed in the barn and his wife needs therapy to work on her self-esteem issues. What a couple of wackos. They can't have much of a marriage if an employee threatens it merely by how she looks.

I have thyroid cancer, but I cannot donate blood until I am seven years clear. How can they use the organs of someone who had cancer? The cancer will show a footprint where it originated, that is a brain cancer might start in the ling or vice versa.  Something isn't right. Were other organs donated too?

Do you think plowhorses should be provided veterinary care? Or is it ok to run them into the ground and get a new one?