Having NO JOB is a pretty unhappy gig,  too.

"He's a complex character." Translation:  He can be anything we want,  including gay.  Whatever sells comic books is good I guess.

Can I get satellite TV there?

There are old bikers and there are bold bikers But there are no old,  bold bikers.

We might be doomed until we learn to keep personal information a secret instead of blasting it all across the internet on facebook and the like.

Penney's might as well just become a tee shirt and underwear store.  That's all they are good for as far as I am concerned.

JCP is over anyway. Nobody is reading their ads. Their 'fair pricing'  stinks.

Five expensive divorces.  One is enough to mess you up.  Five is the ultimate test of your ability to withstand punishment.

Compressed natural gas is very easy on engine components and wear,  too. It burns extremely clean.  Vehicles can be retrofitted to use both CNG and standard pump gas.