She should have claimed to be a "gay" ex-felon from illegal immigrants, and she'd win hands down.......

They're doing their best to turn our country into a third world country.........

He'll never get the death penalty as his taxpayer funded lawyers will argue he was under control of his older brother.  This will only mean you can kill as many people as you like, and our government will give you three meals, a cot, medical, etc.....at our expense.......

I'm getting ready to be sexually assaulted as I'm flying out at 0 Dark Thirty Monday.  I would rather drive, but the road to Hawaii is under water.......

If you travel in Italy or Turkey, make sure you have tissues.  A lot of their restrooms don't carry TP. Friendly travel tip....

I thought Europeans loved showing off their bodies, and complain about us Americans being over reactive.  With that being said, some people need to keep their clothes on at all times.....

Get ready Michigan taxpayers - you'll have more mouths to feed......

KFC brings global piece, wings, mashed potatoes, corn, gravy, biscuits, and more....Take the Nobel Peace prize from Oblamer, and give it to KFC.......

Because we all can't be good killers like O J or Robert Blake......