Oh how the tables have turned...

I've never smoked pig before, but I'll try anything once.

In my early teens, the mid 90s, I used to spend my allowance every week on baseball cards. I remember thinking, "someday this is going to make me rich!" ........ sigh.......

F%&K you broadcasting companies! We owe you nothing!

OMG! Plus! SHE IS EATING FOOD! How crazy is that??? I didn't know she ate food! Did you guys see her walking in the parade? With one foot, then the other. That's INSANE!!!

I love legos, I just wish they weren't so darn expensive.

HA HA HA!!! This is, by far, my favorite part of the election process.

Microsoft??? What is that??? Hmmmmm... Maybe I should Google it on my Ipad.

Ummm... I'm pretty sure that was the FSM. Wait, let me check my manual... Yup, it was definitely the Flying Spaghetti Monster.