Damn, I wish I had a beer. Actually I wish you had a beer. I'd be able to make a funnier joke than that the gesture is "above beverage" (say it out loud with a Russian accent)   Still, it is a fitting tribute to a uniformed officer of the law. There are things in this world that can drive a man to drink (not cars, d...more

Firefly. I would play any part in any episode of that show, even one of the dirty Fed rats, because it would mean the show was being aired again.    What? I could play one of them. I'm great at standing around, holding a rifle, and wearing armor. I've had thousands of hours of practice. I know how this "guarding" st...more

<Parade-rest!> I wish to congratulate the Sergeant on his reunion with this dog, and thank them for the service they provided. Without them, there is a good chance some of my Marines would have been lost. That is not something anyone should have to live with, and not something any mother, wife, or girlfriend should hav...more

No, I am not in their employ, ma'am, though in the interests of full disclosure, I should say that my company helps to deliver their products.    I know exactly what Monsanto does and I have no problem with it. They have this business model for a reason. If they were to just afford their crops to everyone, with no r...more

Carrots do not help your eyes, windlord. That's just WW2 propaganda, and you should know it anyway. Is their something in carrots that's not in any other tuber? Really? What is it? Find it for me and I'll award you an internets, eagle-eyes. Yes, I do love the Tolkien reference. If you need proof look it up on Snopes. ...more

Why wouldn't they be? It's not like GE foods have their genes switched out with anything inorganic. They are organic, just better. Oh, and look, it says that in the source. Thank you for the unbiased coverage, msn.   Monsanto is not a bad company. I know I'm getting flak for this, but I don't care. It's just a compa...more

A combination of both. I was naval assault infantry, trained for the most dangerous form of attack -frontal assault with no cover. To that end, the training is harsh and  uncompromising. Marines are trained to believe that they are a cut above the rest of the services. They have to be, morale is crucial in such attacks...more

It said Iceland when I posted this. I swear.

He's in a prison, so no. You don't have any rights, a$$hole, you gave them up the day you decided you didn't like the concept. Be thankful that we have a constitutional law against cruel and unusual punishment.