i want this bumper stickers for all the wrong reasons.

I once made a sandwich so good that god himself cried. i want a subaru

as a typical american i see no flaw in your statement. i shall now ride away into the sunset on my rascal scooter that is equipped with dual 2-liter holders

with my face, i would clean it with my face good sir. shirtless

stop ruining the internet please

0311 for life speaks the truth

why keep on living if you cant find humor in the darkest of times

i am married to superman. Hero win

darryl dixon style.