yup these are things only a women would want. psht as a man i want dirt floor and a hole to poop in. none of that female 2 car garage, or ample closet space. feel free to keep your girly low maintanance too, i want my house on fire. all maintanance all the time. this article should be called obvious things people want ...more

i knew this was going to be a waste of time, but i clicked it either way. i make bad life choices

i read these just to see if i am a dead beat, or a cheater. i usually fit the cheater criterium, although i am not. kinda happy to see i am not a deadbeat (i hope my mom does my laundry today)

this dogs reassures me that i am poor

i have two boxers. i find this extremely believable. smart dogs. didnt want to share attention. took care of the problem

at 22 i feel like i am too old for this s***

1212PM and i have no kids.

found them all. i would like my prize now.

YOU SIR MADE MY DAY