I don't think he can sing, either.

Puh-leeeeeeze!

Obviously, the "kid" is entitled to his opinion -- even if it does represent the Democrats' long-held tradition of tax and spend liberalism and the impending bandruptcy of our once-great country.

Hey, isn't Obama a lame-duck president. We can't vote for him again!

In my nearly 40 years as a daily print journalist, I had a few "offers" like that. I reacted in kind, offering the first punch to those making the offers. Alas, the offer never was accepted, so can't say what the outcome would have been, other than it would have been a dandy fight -- at least for awhile.

Can you bite me now?

Hey, it's just a Jimmy Cap, bro.

Um, well . . . since I'm kind of old 'n stuff, robust and bald . . . Barbie doesn't sound too bad.

The jig is up -- again!