who can forget Taco Bell's "Chilitos" which is mexican slang for "Penis"?

When my roommate and his buddy were teenagers in London they were poaching fish out of a river and caught a huge one. They put it in the trunk and drove home and when they opened the trunk the fish came to life and tried to bite them.

My worst was in 7th grade with crooked teeth and a freakish case of acne. I burned those pictres.

He seems to be a very humble and hardworking man who truly cares about people. I think he's going tobe  a good one.

When police questioned their neighbor the sloth, he commented : "It...all...happened...so...fast!"

He who writes on bathroom walls rolls his S*** in little balls He who reads these words of wit eats those little balls of S***

Are they smoking their socks?????

Once I got a ticket for using my cellphone while driving when I wasn't doing anything of the kind.(My phone was in my purse but he swore up and down that he saw me holding it! Well, I don't mind getting a ticket if I've actually done something but I'll be danmed if I'll just meekly pay a fine because some cop was tripp...more

It occurs to me that this might have been nothing but a PR stunt. They say there's no such thing as bad publicity.