Fine, you pit bull is "cute" and "basically a big baby." But a pit bull can pretty easily be turned into a killing machine. Obviously easier than most dog breeds. Think about that before you buy one to strut around the ghetto like a total loser.   And it's about time we start holding owners responsible for what th...more

Sociopaths will always look for ways to control other people.

Everyone named Pat is transgendered according to MSN.

It's a good thing she didn't have cats or dogs. They'll eat you if they get hungry enough.

That's why I don't want to be embalmed. So I can wake up terrified burried in a coffin.

A gay porn series? They made an entire series out of gay porn?

"We've all been there." No, actually I haven't. I moved out at 21 and I would've lived in a cardboard box before moving back in with mommy and daddy.

Trophy wife? What contest in Hell did he win?!!

Should've set her bond at $66,666.66 and blown her mind.