I haven't been inside a camping supply store in years, but I was going to say.....THIS looks like one of the miniature 'salesman samples' of tents I've seen in the past.

He's probably 'jerkin' it too hard......

I don't know how many times I'm scrolling thru the 'newsfeed'.....will stop to read a 'post'....or the 'comments', and will CLICK to read MORE 'comments'....and my 'newsfeed' will suddenly jump to a completely different 'post'.   He should've gone with an excuse like that.

I would imagine that any POTUS might be standing there with a few notes or index cards on the podium.....to either shuffle thru....or perhaps hold down in a gust of wind?   Also, MOST of the time, a speaker may use his/her hands to emphasize a  'point'.....now & then.   Kind of awkward to have to juggle an umbrella ( h...more

Only last night I was seeing some headline about a toilet paper shortage in some country.....Problem solved!

The turtle was good, but you're missing the little brown bear cub that was 'viral' a few months ago.  Standing in what looks to be a flower bed next to a house & filmed from ground level.....Little guy has a nonstop sneezing fit.....for about 15 seconds.

I have an old lifelong best friend ( a genuine 'narcissist' ), that used to like to send food back.....I wasn't with him at the time, but he CLAIMED....that he once offered his waitress $5 ( this was in the early 1980s ) to go back and tell the chef.....that "THIS is low-grade dog food!"     She reportedly did.   The c...more

Chuck Norris would use sandpaper.   I would probably resort to one of my many old socks ( that had mysteriously lost it's mate ).....

Always fun when you're running into the store to buy only a couple of things....like TP....and a big can of beans.