You have to ASK for a price match?!? No thanks. I'll keep sending my money to Amazon, since I save 3% with my Amazon card and another 8% on sales tax. I don't mind waiting a few days for 11% off. Bye Bye Best Buy.

Forget Adam and Eve, what about Noah? God killed everyone on earth except for Noah and his three sons and their wives. So which cousin screwed which cousin to create your family tree?

Of course the government doesn't care if people take a handful of prescription meds before driving. Have all the vicodin and oxycontin you want. The pharmaceutical industry pays for their campaigns!   Hell, even nicotine affects how you drive. Don't tell me you've never been passed by an angry reckless driver puffing...more

Ummmm this isn't anything new. A friend of mine brought one to a Radiohead concert in 2008. We bought $4 sodas and filled them with Captain Morgan. I remember the person in the row in front of us turned around just as he was fishing around in his fly and then he accidentally spilled some of the booze in the transfer an...more

Thank you Republicans for protecting my right to not buy health insurance and spend my money on cigarettes, drugs and alcohol instead. I know our healthcare system will always be there for me if I ever have a catastrophic health care need. Others will pay for my new lungs and liver transplant. Then medicare will pay to...more

My daughter (almost 2) and I watch Sesame Street on the iPad thru Netflix, and she really loves the Elmo ABC's app. Everyone always remarks about how advanced she is, singing the ABCs before 2. I guess I'm a horrible person though and I should turn her over immediately to one of the rabid anti-Apple hate-filled crazies...more

That is a pretty embarassing thing to have online for all to see, but I would personally be more embarassed if I had the terrible spelling and grammar skills of some of the contributors here.

So flowers will get you a date. Big freakin deal. That ain't love by a long shot. Don't forget to bring your wallet, fellas.   As far as I can tell, women fall in love with men that never shut up. It doesn't really matter if he says nice things or not. That's why every single woman's dating profile says "I enjoy good...more

Yeah Max, I don't know why us bottom 50%ers need all those aircraft carriers. Are we supposed to be afraid that China might come and take away all our MD 20/20 and Kraft Singles?   No China! Please don't take my 700 square foot apartment! Don't take my $200 car! Don't take my minimum wage job! Noooooo!