I can see where this isn't for everyone, but it's still pretty funny.  I'm waiting for someone to post that they laughed so hard they almost shipped their pants.

When a professional mooch finally gets a job, does that mean he or she qualifies for unemployment?

This woman isn't too pretty to work, but she's definitely too conceited to work.  Forget paying her rent, just imagine the bills her parents have from buying their daughter mirrors all the time.

Naked?  Really??  She's wearing underwear in the picture on my screen.  Did I get ripped off?

Oh, give me a freakin' break.  Why is this scene "gratuitous"?  In the real world, those in special forces would think nothing of stripping down if that was what it would take to get the job done.  So, if it's done in that sort of context in the movie, what's the problem? Oh, and what "fans" are those, the ones who ...more

Yet "healthy" eaters drop dead every day, just like the gluttons.  To each their own.

To all the health Nazi's out there who are hell bent on telling me what to eat, please go away.  I live my dietary life by two simple rules: 1.) All things in moderation. 2.) I'd rather live until 75 than exist until 85.  Oh, and one more thing...  A higher fat content in food = better taste, while low fat cont...more

Twenty years ago, I was recruited by a company.  They praised me to the skies, offered me less money than I was currently making, and told me that since they were Scientologists, the working environment that created made up for the lower pay... and  there was a bonus structure, too: if I did a good job I would be sent ...more

There are race specific and gender specific scholarships awarded at colleges around the country every year.  Why should this one be singled out as racist?  If this scholarship is legally changed to be all-inclusive, then the courts should also rule that there can be no race or gender specific scholarships allowed anywh...more