Light beer is in. Period.

HEY GEORGE....HOW ABOUT A LOAN MAN?

Thanks for pointing that out genius.

Personally....I became colorblind when I was 14.  I met someone who used to be black. Or was I black and he white? I don't know.

It is...if YOU'RE still racist then YOU'RE AN idiot. Start an argument intelligently.

I don't wish bad on her. She was nice. He is the jackass.

I got ticketed in my home state of Pennsylvania for  going 64 in a 55. That was ok til a really hot girl that arrived after me got a warning for doing 75 in the same 55. 20 MINUTES LATER

That is Mermaid Man. Sadly missed. Spongebob was my sons favorite growing up.

I would pull its head down to my butt and fart on his face. Sharks are neutralized by a good fart.