You forget the ubiquitous coffee pot with free coffee and refills, btw or the cracker barrel in the country stores.

Mistake #1: People thinking they got have all sorts of stuff as if it will make their life full and magical. Mistake #2: Getting a credit card or cards and chargins all this fluff and folderal. Wanna' be rich? Pretend you have a credit card and put the payment into your retirement account for 30+ years. You'll have mor...more

Of course you need to teach your kids to cheat. Winning is everything, isn't it? Everyone is doing it, aren't they? If you do a good enough job your children will be able to cheat on their schoolwork, on their spouse and in the workplace. Just think how far ahead they will get in this world.  It will also save you the ...more

There is no 'two-way' street in regards to valet parking. Valets are paid to park my car and return it in the same condition with all the same stuff in it. It is none of their business whether my car meets 'standards' of cleanliness or care. Is this their rationalization for mistreating and/or stealing from customers? ...more