My golf socks...they all have a hole in one.

Maybe he got it mixed up with Ben Gay or a mentholatum salve. Ouch!

Such an uplifting story.

Gotta get me some eyeliner.

She has a lazy eye...or I guess you could call it a cockeye.

Does anyone remember the prelims on AI, when in the group round, Scotty's group shunned a little boy from joining their group? Scotty later cried about it and said that was not how he was used to treating people and he was more about standing up for them but had just went along with the group? Does anyone remember that...more

If you were to bone her while she was wearing this could they get you for bestiality?

You should not be able to negate me without a reason. It's usually because you can't complete an intelligent thought for yourselves. Morons.

I do like 17dollars said: work, come home, eat dinner, go to bed and get up and do it all over again. Been doing it for 35 years. Had been a rec user off/on for all of those 35 years and never missed a day of work. I pay over $6K in taxes a year yet one wrong move and they want to lock me up? Oh yeah, they tried to do ...more