You must go to some mighty fine dealers, then, boy.*rotflmao*   (Over-priced when they see a sucker comin'.)

Stop giving asshat CEOs huge bonuses, and maybe the costs wouldn't be so high.

Once was enough of your whining, Tanya Lee (what a redneck name *that* is).

M&M sucks.

Dear "mommies",   The world does *not* revolve around you. Never has, never will. No stuff a sock in the pie-hole of your screeching brat and rein it in.

The brew being dumped out of that moka pot sure looks weak. And you must have too much time on your hands (and not enough work to do) if you have time to make a long black.

Tell this, Mr Doomberg, to all those kiddies who want to go to those fancy liberal arts schools to become photographers, artists, dancers, etc.

Hey, "hipsters"...I was guzzling PBR in '79 when I was stationed in Germany. And if you think Hawaiian Punch and Shirmnoff is "cool", we were swillin' that stuff, too, all the beat of Puerto Rican salsa.   We made it mainstream before you asses were even born.

Yes, they *are* lame enough to ask Mommy & Daddy...because they're still living with them.