Title of the book should be   Desperately Seeking Relevancy - A Legend in His Own Mind, Piers Morgan..

I prefer dark meat.  Does that have any special significance?

What's wrong with chicken?  It tastes a lot like rattlesnake and alligator.

Let it rip then give a disgusting look at the person sitting next to you and cover your nose and mouth with your hand.

`Obama in the White House.

Comfort.  You can't look stylish if you're hobbling around on sore feet.

As much as they can handle.  Keeping their room picked up is #1.  Pets are good for kids if they agree to feed and care for them.  They will learn to earn an allowance of a few dollars a week, and encouraged to do more to earn more.  The only way my kids would be "freeloaders" is if they picked it up off of some lame T...more

At least he'll always have the distinction of being Obama's first noteworthy failure in judgment.

His name must be Moe Ron.