If I was in his shoes I'd want to get out of them and into her pants ASAP!

I hope he didn't fake it.  Doesn't seem to be any great loss.  Let sleeping dogs lie.

Keep my mouth shut and put tall foliage along the property line.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.  And this bimbo (sorry Laura, sweetie, but you ARE a bimbo) spends entirely too much time looking in the mirror through her rose colored glasses.  Did you know a lot of women can justify "working" in porn before their beauty fades?  (BTW those legs are mediocre to average at best.)

The judges must have been hitting the hookah when they were deliberating.

This is not something that will go on my bucket list.

I wouldn't.  My mommy taught me to have more respect for my body.

Morons are allowed to speak their minds in our great free country.

It must work.  He's got quite a stable of "students" there.