Oh for pete's sake . . .

Ha Ha. They obviously didn't read the little disclaimers that Fiat put on those ads saying that people shouldn't try this!

I am embarassed to live in Washington

A number of years ago Colbert was a presenter for the Chevy Chase roast. At that time he was relatively unknown. Amongst a whole bunch of comics who were just crude and shocking, he laid down the most amazing and funny roast of the night, "supporting" and "defending" Chevy Chase. It was absolutely one of the funniest a...more

It took me eight years, tests and the costs to file. I still have my Legal Registered Alien card - I was proud to have it because it said I was on the road to citizenship.

This is an insult to those of us who LEGALLY went through the process to get our U. S. citizenship. The fact is if you are here illegally, you are an illegal immigrant. If you make an illegal left turn it is not an undocumented left turn, it is illegal. Everybody is so worried about insulting or demeaning illegal immig...more

A couple of years out of college I had a friend who did indeed cut his hair with a vacuum attachment called the Flowby (I think that was how it was spelled). Anyway, it had attachment combs like a set of clippers and you would turn on the vacuum which would get the blades going and pop this thing on you noggin and mow ...more

What's next? Banning dodgeball? Oh yeah . . . .

I know how to "handle the fracas" . . . tell the atheists to piss off. These small groups making the rest of us change is the epitome of the tail wagging the dog.