i'm not used to her looking so much more...normal...

if everyone in the world followed that motto, a lot of marriages would quickly end.

who cares what women think? I DO! If i was married i would want to make my wife as happy as i can.

you're joking right? men and women are both objectified. it's just the way some people are these days. some men are just selfish jerks who'll date the hottest girl they see and then cheat when they find someone hotter. but some women do the same! you say men are "ungroomeed slobs", but think about it. there are billion...more

Oh yeah, great. I might just get my older brother the soccer ball haircut, bring him to a soccer field, bury his lower body in the dirt and put a "Kick me" sign on his head...

If the U.S. Board on Geographic names don't find those names offensive, then they shouldn't be the ones making the choice.

BWAAAHAHAHA!!! THIS JUST MADE MY DAY!   But seriously, who needs a contract if your married? Or you could just ask her. There's no need to sue her because she only did it with you for 7 hours a weeks instead of 7 and a half.

He probably sued the icecream man who didn't give her enough sprinkles too.

Saying "Turn in your arms, the government will take care of you!" just urges me to buy more arms. That Billboard is about as stupid as saying "Turn in your money, the government will get you out of debt!"