Gee,you get some hair so the chicks will want you,but you can't get it up.What a kicker!!
I live on Catalina and most of the golf carts are gas powered.The people who live in Avalon don't go anywhere but if you own a boat (it is an island) or live outside the town it gets expensive to do much.But the prices here have alway averaged about $2.00 a gallon more,so this isn't anything new!
I've ran into a few of those kind of doors ,but its always been my own fault, either from not paying attention or being too ****ed up,I can't wait to add old age to it!!