My costume last year - - -  You know those name "stickers" you get at a meeting?  They say: Hello my name is....."   I just wore my regular clothes with a name sticker.  But I filled mine out this way:  "HELLO MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA, YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE TO DIE."

It's an old saying, and perhaps not exactly fitting in the digital age, but here goes......  The old saying goes like this: "Mr. Trump, don't argue with people who buy their ink by the barrel."  (It's a peeing contest you cannot win.)   * * * * OH!  HEY!  I did a quick search before posting!  The "new digital version" ...more

Thumbs.... you're a genius!  Wow!  What a pithy (look it up) and insightful comment!  Now go back to your computer in your mom's basement....

From a fifty-something, straight, church-goin' white guy - - - Here's what I've come to learn about all you gay bashers..... You're one of two things:  1) super ignorant;  OR 2) self-loathing because you have "questions" about you're own sexualtiy - - - and you have wondered if you are spending a little too much time o...more

You could be right, Gail, but here's what I think happened.  EVERYONE was feeding those raccoons (not us.)  They were SO, what's the word(?), so habituated(?) to human contact that nothing scared them!  AND, I think there were so many raccoons because they had a HUGE, almost unlimited, food source:  campers!

We were camping at Lake Itasca State Park in northern Minnesota (Lake Itasca is the source of the Mississsippi.)  There were TONS of raccoons there...well, dozens, anyway... We heard someone from a neighboring campsite yell and LAUGH(!) and I ran over to see what was happening.  Our neighbor told me they were unpacki...more

Ken, It is my strongly held belief, that anyone who cares this much about what other adult people do with their "swimsuit areas," probably has SEVERE hang-ups about their own "swimsuit area" - and probably confused and terrified about their own sexuality.    Oh, and it is spelled "sepArate," genius.

I just saw the MSN poll:  "Should this guy have been fired?"  ASK YOURSELF ONE QUESTION: What would you do if it was YOUR teenage daughter working at that drive-in window?   If it was my kid, I'd find the guy and beat the living *&%$ out of him.  Would I go to jail?  Probably.  But I'd be out of jail LONG before th...more

My dad used to say that wearing your baseball cap backwards automatically lowered your I.Q. by 20 points.  I feel the same way about sagged pants.  I've never run into any Mensa members, CPA's, or rocket scientists with their pants half-way down their butt.