Mythical 1%? Please explain.

A rest home for old crabs.

Dumb?? One of the most intelligent creatures on the planet. Look in the mirror to see dumb.

Spend 90% on sex, drugs and alcohol. The rest I would spend foolishly.

The bus caught him.

There is no shortage of mental disorders in adults.

I could be satisfied with any of those hotties.

What the hell did you just say?

Winds blowing from your @nus won't drive me from Mother Earth.