Talk about jumping topics

I find being called intellectually disabled more offensive. Just because you're mentally challenged it doesn't mean that you do not possess any intellect at all.

Without but then again that's how I ended up with my daughter

"Milli Vanilli, Imma let you finish but Beyonce had the best lip-sync of all time"

Thank god, I live in Baltimore. We only care about football and crabs

Anything by Austen or Poe

My exact words would be, "Hahahahaha, that's funny dude. Now excuse me as I go have wild crack driven sex with your mom while listening to death metal."

"pure white man"? Define "pure" because from the sounds of it you mean "racist douche bag who uses his own tears as lube to masterbate"   and no I'm not Jewish

I took three years of spanish in high school but never used it so now I'm about to take it up again along with French.