Allow me to demonstrate the MSN blog author hiring interview:   "Well, your resume' certainly seems to have a bunch of words and stuff, so let's talk a little about your qualifications and exper - SQUIRREL!!! - ohh, heheheh... Squirrel."

They're all faked.  The "Get her a gift" Valentine candy box even used *two* cameras, with an over-the-shoulder zoom onto the card.  Also the shot was rock-steady, not the shakiness of a handheld recorder.  Spontaneous genuine breakup? I think not.

Run over them with a vintage Ferrari?  I'm trying really hard to make that statement make any sense in this context.

Yes, if there was ever a time when your wife made you choose between her and the '72 Datsun

At that price, it's referred to as a "chauffeur".

Don't forget to add discrimination, as the sign was clearly not duplicated in Spanish.

Please set your clocks back to 1978.

Considering that Benny Hill was doing that bit (to much funnier effect, BTW) about 35 years ago, I was unimpressed... and saw it coming before I watched the video.

Tomorrow's eHarmony profile:  Man of Steel's ex, now seeks Man of Tungsten.