Stuff them with krakkars.

booty call

At least 8 per month are published in American Rifleman.

Wrap a piece of bacon around a hot dog, is good.

They would still be banned in NY.

There's nothing funny about when those asteroids flare up around Uranus.

How in the hell are you people still at this crap? Don't you have lives? Get a hobby. I have to get lawnmower gas. I want to finish this 4 acres, today. I've made smothered pork chops, and jalapeno cornbread, and rice already today. Need to prune my fruit orchard, spray weeds, and make a loaf of bread. You were at i...more

Do  they need a town drunk?

Damn Doc, it looks like you picked up a hater.