And both of you probably would have shot yourselves in the foot.

Can he make himself disappear?

Probably should do a story where Smokey "comes out of the closet", takes a male partner and then they try to adopt a Teddy.

Sssshhhhh!   Don't tell anyone in the 48% group that don't pay income taxes in this country the truth that they are not entitled to government subsidies or a job just because they exist and that their well being in the future will depend solely upon their actions.  You'll have a riot on your hands.

And another good thing about the pod concept is that Granny can be moved from one sibling to another sibling just using a pickup truck.  In fact, I can move the pod at night and drop it in my brother's driveway before he gets up for work.

When you're finished using the "granny pod", and you're ready to ship it back, just make sure that Granny is no longer in the pod.

Don't you own a jackass named Barack too?  You know, the one that keeps kicking you in the head.

What's this reporter's next article topic?  How one of the good things about having colon cancer is that you can shed unwanted pounds? Leave it to the liberal media with their heads up Obama's butt to try and spin a negative situation that he has helped create into a positive thing.   It's no different than the pres...more

I was at the Nashville "last show".  A couple of comments.  One. It seemed like they were two guys happy it was over (for the time being).  Two, how come George Strait has Reba and Leanne Womack as opening acts and B&D have a 16 year old guy that looks like Cristy McNichols with only an acoustic backup band, and that v...more