I believe this article meant to say "...the guy sure has some ball." Oh I also do not give two **** about this, his reputation is already long gone.

My buddies and I used to TP eachother's houses like true professionals. I was the tallest, so I would boost someone on the roof and then i would jump up with a backpack of 30-40 rolls and we would get the second story while my buddies on the ground would do up the cars, bushes, shrubs, trees, and the first floor.

bananas in tail pipes!

Well we will find out.

I coated my friends car windows in instant oatmeal that hardened over night.

Duh, you gotta add salt to it if you want 120 proof.

Bam! In your face b*tch! Oh wait up, this s is real?

Don't drop the soap

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