This wasn't a parachute jump.  The dude was just a weight for the actual jumper, and the bad chute goes on him, it did, and you see where it got both.  If he would have jumped on his own, he might be alive today.

What about the Brit who is allegedly fathered 600 children thru his donations to the sperm bank he ran?  Doesn't anyone think that those children might someday meet and get married, since they are unknown to each other?  That article ran a few days ago.

It was a robot mechanical deer equipped with cameras, recording devices, and smell sensors and checking on dope heads, and porn is houses in the hood.

The proposal situation is usually all about ego size, so that is not where the action is.  On the other end is the divorce, now that is where all the love backwards comes in, and in this case it will be bitch slapping bitch.

Guess the writer thinks over a thousand a year for insurance is a buy.  I also would rather have seen the amount of miles, not total gasoline cost for 5 years.  Maybe that is why my Silverado and me did not pay too much attention to it.  Why?  Because if you get into one of those midget deathtraps, you need to graduate...more

Wonder how many times he heard 'you turned blue Kanife'.

The only GAP I know about, is between Dave Letterman's front teeth.

If you are too lazy to go and pick it up, just pay the fees, whether they be hidden or in the open.

Time they got rid of all the old cronies.  The basic reason I do not watch any morning shows, is that they all suck.  Not enough time devoted to one subject so everything is spread out too thin. ...And of course, that would be if I had enough time in the morning to watch any TV morning show.