Seriously??? "Our" favorite store is McDonald's!!! (Great, now I feel fat!!!)

I DISAGREE with the school. I don't see how pretend shooting anybody is going to kill anyone. (No pun intended!) Unless the pencil is super sharp and is put in a LITERAL pressurized pencil gun.  (That, however, is not the case!!!)

pencils can be very frightening sometimes, in my nightmares I am chased by #2 pencils... *shiver* Okay can we get real here people?

Pains of hell, enjoying living in fear of an imaginary person watching you in a toga and then going SH*T when you die because you could have enjoyed your life like the rest of us. *Don't blame the purple goldfish.

I'm smiling 'cause a lot of the Christians I know (the mean ones who are all oh-hell-yeah-we're-better-than-everybody) are always talking about giving back and how giving back is good and all that. Atheists are competitive? Great, then Mr.Homeless-Man can buy a few more cheeseburgers or what-not. :)  *Don't blame th...more

my way of fixing it, you could fill it in with something, you could get some easy mic concrete and fill it in or plaster it over it. Was that guy trying to make a statement? Or is that just how long he wishes his you-know-what was. *Don't blame the purple goldfish.

#8, anyone get the Monty Python spoof, I wonder if that cat is a cross-dresser too. :)

well that doesn't look like it hurt at all! *sarcasm

They're the same height and have the same questions. Personally, I AM a twin, so hopefully I know them when I see them.