I needed  a good laugh.  Thanks!

To them you are not really living.  Just sitting around and doing nothing exciting with your life.  How about to each his own.  I personally would love to base jump off that.  But I have no death wish.

1.  Why the hell would I want food from a furniture store? 2.  Why the hell would I want food from a furniture store? Oh, lets make reservations at IKEA tonight and have their Elk Lasagna.....Said no one ever! First clue folks.....Home Furnishings.

I would like to see him try and stop me from taking part in communion.

"The church’s foray into the 19th century went swimmingly. For one, the article is attempting to paint the church as old fashioned and backwards." Seems they got it right to me.  Not just a Mormon Church but just about all of them.

I can not stand these people.  All of them.  Turn the channel people.  Dont even give them a second look.

So....Is that really a pic of you or you just like the Goth/Emo thing?

Karen, Will you marry me?  That is probably the most grounded thing I have heard a woman say about things like this.

Ok Gears of War fans....It is not far from Emergence Day with all these sink holes around.