I have a tattoo of Biebs between my butt cheeks. It rubs off though.

Where I live, the price of toilet paper is so high, I wipe my politician with dollars.

I'm waiting for the follow-up, "Porked: the Prison Years."

ROFL

I'm perfect the way I am. Stop judging me. Retard.

Up yers, retard.

Yeah, thumbs down to me, you Canadian government stooges. I know you just enjoy stealing retarded kids so you can raise them on the socialist tit to fill your parliament. I am serious too. I'm not just here trolling twits for lulz. Seriously. I'm serious. Seriously!

100s of pics? You seriously need to quit stalking that dyed-red skank.

Looks like a funeral to me.