Ran around like fools incognito laughing our butts off while stabbing napkins into the ground with plastic forks so that the napkins would stick to the ground, making a huge wet paper, mess when the morning dew hit. "Borrowed" several construction barricades with the yellow flashing lights and blocked both ends of the ...more

if it "tastes like chicken" then why not just eat chicken? It's not like we are going to eat chicken into extinction.

Not all alcoholics drink for pleasure. It may have started out that way, but many are at the point they must drink to function and maintain so as to avoid the painful and dreaded withdrawal from alcohol. I've seen an alcoholic dry out and it's terrifying and very similar to kicking heroin; tremendously physically and e...more