One benefit of having an active volcano in your backyard is that it helps keep housing affordable.  But, you have a better chance of winning the Powerball Lottery than being killed by one of the Northwest's volcanoes.  Of course, the odds change if you're stupid enough to stand in the throat cursing the mountain.

Dinosaur farts!  Come on!  It's at least worth a smile.

Oh my GAWD!!!!!    We're DOOMED!   Thank GAWD the end is near.  There's no way we'll survive.  The Sky is FALLING!  The Sky is FALLING!  Oh yes, I really do believe everything we're being hand fed.  It has to be true!  It's being repeated endlessly by anybody with a Liberal Arts degree (and even less).  Repeat a lie of...more

I hereby pledge to do more to reduce carbon emissions I am creating.  The problem with this  pledge of course, is that I am fighting a losing battle!   Hello Earth!   Can you handle the truth?   A single volcanic eruption of a few days duration, can negate all carbon emission reduction efforts all of mankind has put fo...more

I had the same thing happen with a Mississippi ticket a few years back.  The cop had his hat screwed on real tight and damn near destroyed the cruiser catching up with me.  I had out-of-state plates & a luxury car.... easy pickins.  Paid the $65 ticket to the local sheriff & never heard anything more about it.  My gues...more

This article is pure unadulterated  BULL FLOP and deserves no comment other than that.   If this writer can't do better, he/she/it should be CANNED!

We should have burried the fokkers sixty years ago but POLITICS got in the way.  Scared of the little bastards??? You gotta be chittin' me!  I'll see their nuke and show them 5000.  Does that little bastard really think he and his pissant country would survive?  Bring it on!  We could level that hell hole with non nuke...more

I think this is a "tempest in a teapot"!  The event is not school funded or sanctioned and it doesn't matter what the principal THINKS!  The girls could go in bikinis and the boys in speedos & it would be none of the principal's business.  She can make all the recommendations she wants but it just comes down to the fac...more

So she got smashed and wound up embarrasing herself.   SO WHAT!!!   The stuff she drank was legal and she had one too many.  At least she didn't pass out while driving and end up stopped, with the engine running, in the middle of an intersection wondering how the hell she got there.  Oh yeah!  That was me!  Rese, if Li...more