I can't see anyone buying fan fiction. There is plenty of free fan fiction on the internet.

Morgan Freeman narrates his own naps.

I think i'll start feeding my pigs weed. Or maybe i should get some pigs, then start feeding them weed. Yea, the weed is for the pigs officer...

Who's house is getting renovated? RUN'S HOUSE!

I don't care what anyone has to say about Reese Witherspoon. The way she handled that pig was GANGSTA!

I think life in general is being destroyed by social media and the internet.

That's weird...i don't see oral anywhere....

Some of this is actually good advice. But I'm sure people will be more concerned with the source of the advice rather than the advice itself.

everyone knows that most blondes have been nailed 6 ways till Saturday in their teen years. If i'm gonna get a car, i want one with the least amount of miles.