Reminds me of the bestseller Lion In The Toilet, by Claude Balz.

When will this special air? I want to be sure I'm busy doing something important, like taking a dump.

All I can say is if you put an apostrophe in your kid's name, you advertise the fact that the kid's parents are fools.

"It's a bit disturbing that these opinions have been proffered. It's certainly not the opinion of the AMA body of doctors,"

and it looks like she spent every waking moment talking...

Yes.

He simply said what anyone with brains already thinks. My opinion of him just went up several notches.

Looks like anything I would say is just going to be censored....

You, too can look like a scank!